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Orange Shower Gel Body Wash - [Made In U.K] Refreshing Body Wash With Invigorating Orange Extract | Vegan Cruelty Free | 250 ml

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Ridiculous. They get washed by the run off! And my legs aren’t dirty! They might be if you eat enough oranges.

I’m prompted yet again to wonder: is humankind OK? Probably not, but we’re squeezing out whatever drops of happiness we can find, including from shower oranges, which “will bring you pure unbridled joy”, apparently. They are “the most liberating act of food consumption ever”, according to one TikTok.I’ll regret this, but please elaborate. You must remember the great leg-washing debate of 2019: the whole internet was divided over whether you actually need to wash your legs when you shower, which, of course, you do. PREMIUM SHOWER GEL FOR DAILY USE – Our luxury shower gel is suitable for daily use, simply squeeze out and lather on body. The body wash rinses off easily, leaving your skin feeling fresh and invigorated. Absolutely not. What else? You can wash your houseplants, brush your teeth, drink beer (there’s a shower beer appreciation subreddit) ... Madonna pees in there, of course. The flip top broke in the 4th use so now I have to undo top everytime and pour. Therefore using more Ew, does she? Well, she told David Letterman it was good for athlete’s foot. Then, of course, there’s the whole leg-washing debate.

Those what that do what? You must have seen those tranquil giant South American rodents hanging out in hot springs filled with floating citrus fruit? Pookipoo Neals yard bath products I love these products, makes it a super indulgent treat, & leaves your skin feeling super soft & the scent is a delight.What outlandish things are people getting up to in their showers then? Many: #showertok is a 5bn-view phenomenon. How about trying the “everything shower”? You slog through a gruellingly thorough beauty routine: shaving, exfoliating, deep cleansing, masking … One fan described it as “the worst experience, but kind of the most euphoric”. But what about the orange peel clogging your plughole? You seem tense: perhaps you need this DIY citrussy wellness ritual. Eating a cool, juicy orange in a hot shower is a pleasing sensation, plus the steamy shower combines with the oils in orange skin to create an aromatic “spa-like” experience. You know, like those capybaras that bathe in yuzu.

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